NFL
Philadelphia Eagles
Takes
37
from 6 people
Linked games
5
Games
WSH 22@PHI 24·Final·Close PHI -6→PHI 24@
TEN 20·Final·Close PHI -7→PHI 7@
CHI 27·Final·Close PHI -3→
LAR 24@PHI 20·Final·Close LAR -4.5→PHI@
JAX·10/11 - 9:30 AM EDT·Close JAX -6.5→Takes about the Eagles
Graded so far: 13–4 (76%)
Transcripts don’t label speakers, so each take has a speaker confidence score for who said it (hover it for the reasoning). Each take also has a gradeability score: 100% means it can be cleanly confirmed or refuted, and 0% means pure opinion. Click a tier to filter.
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Oct 5, 2026The NFC East sends exactly one team to the playoffs.
“And then I still think there's one in the East.”
90%Number of NFC East playoff teams settles from final standings.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Cousin Sal)
- Ringer Wise Guys · Oct 5, 2026The Eagles' offense stays broken for the rest of the season
After calling the Eagles offense one of the five worst units in the NFL.
“And I don't think they're going to fix it this year.”
45%There is no timeframe problem, but 'fix it' needs an offensive efficiency stat as a proxy.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Anthony Dabbundo)
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Oct 5, 2026A 9-8 record is enough to win the NFC East.
“I honestly still think nine and eight can win this division.”
100%The division winner's win total is a public number, so it is a clear yes or no.
How it’s graded: The 2026 NFC East champion finishes the regular season with 9 or fewer wins. Source: NFL.com final 2026 regular-season standings. Settles: End of the 2026 NFL regular season.
Who said it (100%): Reviewed and confirmed by an editor
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Oct 5, 2026The Cowboys finish ahead of the Eagles in the NFC East.
Both teams were +130 to win the NFC East.
“And I don't understand how anybody could watch those two teams today and think they should have the same odds.”
100%Final division order is a public yes-or-no record, though no automatic rule covers head-to-head finish.
How it’s graded: The Cowboys finish above the Eagles in the final 2026 NFC East standings, with NFL tiebreakers deciding any tie in record. Source: NFL.com final 2026 regular-season NFC East standings. Settles: End of the 2026 NFL regular season.
Who said it (100%): Reviewed and confirmed by an editor
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Oct 5, 2026The Eagles are not a good team this season.
“And I just don't think they're good.”
45%'Not good' needs a proxy, such as the Eagles' final record.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Bill Simmons)
- Ringer Wise Guys · Oct 5, 2026The Cowboys finish ahead of the Eagles in the NFC East
Asked which is likelier to get fixed: Philly's offense or Dallas's defense.
“I'm probably taking the defense.”
70%Standings settle it, but the take is framed as trusting a unit to improve.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Anthony Dabbundo)
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Oct 1, 2026The Rams cover −3 against the Eagles.
Ringer 107, Week 4 pick.
“I have no problem whatsoever laying the three with the LA Rams going into Philadelphia”
100%Settles from the final score against the line.
Who said it (100%): Ringer 107 pick, from the picks segment
Result: Won by 4
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Oct 1, 2026Puka Nacua plays against the Eagles.
“Puka is back.”
95%The box score shows whether he played.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Joe House)
Result: Puka Nacua is in the box score
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Oct 1, 2026DeVonta Smith misses the Eagles' game against the Rams.
“But there's some indication that Devontae Smith is possibly going to miss.”
70%The box score settles it, but 'possibly' is a heavy hedge.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Joe House)
Result: DeVonta Smith isn’t in the box score
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Oct 1, 2026The Rams beat the Eagles.
“Rams would be 1 -3 if they lost this game. That seems inconceivable.”
95%A moneyline lean on top of his spread pick, settled by the final score.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Bill Simmons)
Result: Won by 4
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Oct 1, 2026The Eagles aren’t a good team this season
“And I don't think the Eagles are good.”
40%“Not good” needs a stand-in, e.g. a losing record or missing the playoffs
Who said it (100%): Reviewed and confirmed by an editor
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Oct 1, 2026The Rams line moves to −3.5 by kickoff.
“I think that could bump up to Rams three and a”
80%ESPN closing line settles it, but he hedged it on Puka playing.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Bill Simmons)
Result: Closed LAR -4.5
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Oct 1, 2026The Rams cover −3 against the Eagles.
Ringer 107, Week 4 pick.
“So that was my second pick. Rams minus three.”
100%Settles from the final score against the line.
Who said it (100%): Ringer 107 pick, from the picks segment
Result: Won by 4
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Oct 1, 2026The Rams line moves to −3.5 by game time.
“might be three and a half by game time”
75%The ESPN closing line settles it, but it's hedged and tied to DeVonta Smith's status.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Joe House)
Result: Closed LAR -4.5
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Oct 1, 2026Puka Nacua plays against the Eagles.
“all systems go for him to be back against the Eagles”
95%The box score shows whether he played.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Tom Pelissero)
Result: Puka Nacua is in the box score
- Ringer Wise Guys · Sep 29, 2026The NFC East race stays wide open
“then it looks like the NFC East is wide open”
30%'Wide open' has no clear test beyond a close final division race.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Raheem Palmer)
- Ringer Wise Guys · Sep 29, 2026Nick Sirianni is not the Eagles' coach after the 2026 season
After the Eagles punted on 4th-and-1 down two scores in a 27–7 loss to the Bears.
“it feels like this has to be sirianni's last year and in philadelphia”
75%Settles on whether Sirianni is out after 2026, but 'feels like' is a hedge.
Who said it (100%): Reviewed and confirmed by an editor
- Ringer Wise Guys · Sep 29, 2026The NFC East champion finishes 8–9
“The eight and nine NFC East champion.”
70%The division winner's record settles it, but it may be half a joke.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Anthony Dabbundo)
- Ringer Wise Guys · Sep 29, 2026The Rams cover −2.5 against the Eagles
“I think two and a half's left on the LA Rams this week is, is a bet for me”
100%Graded as: Rams win the game outright by 3 or more points (cover −2.5), per the final score.
Who said it (100%): Reviewed and confirmed by an editor
Result: On Oct 4, 2026 the Rams beat the Eagles 24-20 in Philadelphia, a 4-point margin. That covers −2.5. They rallied from a 20-10 deficit in the fourth quarter.
- Graded by: ESPN ↗ Rams 24-20 Eagles (Oct 4, 2026) Final Score - ESPN · Oct 4, 2026
- Ringer Wise Guys · Sep 29, 2026The Rams close as 3-point favorites over the Eagles
“I think this market closes three on Sunday.”
95%The ESPN closing line settles it.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Anthony Dabbundo)
Result: Closed LAR -4.5
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 27, 2026The NFC East winner finishes 10–7.
“it does feel like 10 -7 is going to take the NFC East”
85%The division winner's record settles it; 'feel like' hedges.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Bill Simmons)
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 24, 2026Case Keenum starts at quarterback for the Bears this week against the Eagles.
“they're going to have Case Keenum this week, probably”
85%The Bears' starter is public record, but the call is hedged with "probably".
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Bill Simmons)
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 21, 2026The Eagles are the 2–0 team likeliest to miss the playoffs
“Philly would be the one I would worry”
40%Only a worry; graded as the Eagles missing the playoffs
Who said it (100%): Reviewed and confirmed by an editor
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 21, 2026The Eagles go about 14–3
“And they're going to be like 14 -3 because that's just how they played ball.”
65%Half sarcastic, but the final record is checkable; graded as 13–4 or better
Who said it (100%): Reviewed and confirmed by an editor
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 21, 2026Caleb Williams doesn't play against the Eagles.
Week 3 Monday night preview, Eagles at Bears.
“No Caleb Williams.”
100%The box score shows whether he played.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Bill Simmons)
Result: Caleb Williams isn’t in the box score
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 21, 2026The Eagles beat the Bears to go 3–0.
“Yeah, the Eagles can be 3 -0 with the flimsiest 3 -0 of all time.”
80%The final score settles it; "can be" hedges it.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Bill Simmons)
Result: Lost by 20
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 21, 2026The Eagles start 7–1
“They'll be like 7 -1.”
85%The Eagles’ record after eight games
Who said it (90%): Bill reading the Eagles’ schedule before his line guess
Result: Philadelphia lost at Chicago in Week 3 and to the Rams in Week 4 (24–20), so 2–2 rules out 7–1.
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 17, 2026The Eagles go about 11–6 and make the playoffs.
“we get to the end and they're 11 and six and they're playing in the playoffs”
85%The playoff berth is clear; the 11–6 record is illustrative, not exact.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Tom Pelissero)
Result: Currently 2–2, 2nd in the NFC East (as of 2026-10-05)
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 17, 20266-point teaser: Eagles −1 against the Titans and Eagles–Titans under 45.5.
Ringer 107, Week 2, his 6-point teaser.
“I'm allowed to tease the Eagles from seven down to one.”
100%Settles from the final scores; every leg has to cover its teased line.
Who said it (100%): Ringer 107 pick, from the picks segment
Result: 2-leg teaser
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 17, 2026The Titans score fewer than 17 points against the Eagles.
“I don't see the Titans getting to 17 points in this game.”
100%Graded as: Titans finish with 16 or fewer points in their Week 2 2026 game against the Eagles.
Who said it (100%): Reviewed and confirmed by an editor
Result: On Sept 20, 2026 the Eagles beat the Titans 24-20 in Nashville. Tennessee scored 20, above the 17-point threshold, after a late 33-yard field goal put them ahead 20-17.
- Graded by: ESPN ↗ Eagles 24-20 Titans (Sep 20, 2026) Final Score - ESPN · Sep 20, 2026
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 15, 2026Dontayvion Wicks is the season's most added-and-dropped fantasy player
For the 'Taysom Hill Award' (most dropped and re-added fantasy player).
“I am voting for Don Tavian Wicks on the Eagles”
25%No official record of the most added-and-dropped player.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Bill Simmons)
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 15, 2026Dontayvion Wicks has another game with about 5 catches for 90 yards this season
Explaining why Wicks will bounce on and off waiver wires.
“I think then he'll have another five for 90.”
70%A game log shows any 5-catch, 90-yard game; there is no timeframe beyond the season.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Bill Simmons)
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 10, 2026The Eagles beat Washington
“Philadelphia Eagles at home beating Washington on the money line.”
100%The final score gives a clear win-or-not answer.
How it’s graded: The Philadelphia Eagles beat Washington outright in their 2026 Week 1 home game (moneyline; a tie or loss grades as a miss). Source: Official NFL final score (NFL.com or ESPN box score). Settles: Final whistle of the 2026 Week 1 PHI vs WSH game.
Who said it (100%): Reviewed and confirmed by an editor
Result: Won by 2
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 6, 2026The Eagles go 11–6 again
“they're going to go 11 -6 like they always do”
85%The Eagles’ final record against 11–6
Who said it (100%): Reviewed and confirmed by an editor
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 6, 2026The Eagles cover −5.5 against Washington
“So many times you're getting two free points.”
85%Graded as the Eagles covering −5.5
Who said it (100%): Reviewed and confirmed by an editor
Result: Won by 2
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 6, 2026The Texans win more games than the Eagles (+120)
“and that is the Texans to have more wins than the Eagles.”
100%Final win totals
Who said it (100%): Reviewed and confirmed by an editor
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 6, 2026Jalen Hurts runs for 10+ touchdowns.
Futures draft, +145.
“Hurts 10 -plus rushing touchdowns, plus 145.”
100%The season rushing TD total settles it.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Cousin Sal)
