NFL
Miami Dolphins
Takes
24
from 3 people
Linked games
5
Games
MIA 13@
LV 27·Final·Close LV -3→MIA 13@
SF 35·Final·Close SF -12.5→
KC 24@MIA 10·Final·Close KC -10→MIA 10@
MIN 15·Final·Close MIN -10→
CIN@MIA·10/11 - 1:00 PM EDT·Close CIN -7→Takes about the Dolphins
Graded so far: 5–2 (71%)
Transcripts don’t label speakers, so each take has a speaker confidence score for who said it (hover it for the reasoning). Each take also has a gradeability score: 100% means it can be cleanly confirmed or refuted, and 0% means pure opinion. Click a tier to filter.
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Oct 5, 2026Joe Burrow throws five touchdowns against Miami.
“This has all the makings of a five -touchdown Joe Burrow game.”
100%Burrow's passing touchdown count in one game box score gives a clear yes or no.
How it’s graded: Joe Burrow throws 5 or more passing touchdowns in the Bengals' next game against the Dolphins after 2026-10-05. Source: Official NFL box score (NFL.com or ESPN game log). Settles: Final whistle of the next 2026 Bengals-Dolphins game.
Who said it (100%): Reviewed and confirmed by an editor
Result: Game isn’t final yet
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Oct 5, 2026The Bengals cover a teased line against the Dolphins.
“I think I will.”
70%Assumes a standard 6-point teaser off −7.5, since the size wasn't stated.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Bill Simmons)
Result: Game isn’t final yet
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Oct 1, 2026The Patriots win at least one of their road games at Chicago and Miami.
“at Chicago at Miami they'll at least split those”
90%The two game results settle it.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Bill Simmons)
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Oct 1, 2026The Dolphins finish with the worst record in the NFL.
“Miami is the worst team in the league”
60%Final standings could settle it, though it's phrased as a present-tense opinion.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Bill Simmons)
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 27, 2026The Vikings beat the Dolphins by 10 or more.
Brian Flores, now Minnesota's DC, is suing the Dolphins.
“Oh, Flores is going to crush”
90%Graded here as a 10+ point win.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Cousin Sal)
Result: Won by 5
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 27, 2026The Vikings beat the Dolphins.
Moneyline parlay leg alongside Lynx Game 2 and the Chiefs.
“Vikings”
100%A straight-up result settles it from the box score.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Cousin Sal)
Result: Won by 5
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 24, 2026Miami finishes with the NFL’s worst record
“The Miami Dolphins have the worst record in football.”
100%League-worst record at season’s end
Who said it (100%): Reviewed and confirmed by an editor
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 24, 2026The Dolphins finish with the worst record in the NFL.
Preseason bet at better than 2-to-1.
“i have the same bet”
100%Final standings settle it.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Joe House)
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 24, 2026The Dolphins go 0–17.
Bill says the Dolphins are 10-to-1 to go 0–17.
“Bet it.”
95%Final record settles it; endorsing the bet rather than placing it.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Joe House)
Result: Currently 0–4, 4th in the AFC East (as of 2026-10-05)
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 24, 2026The Chiefs cover −10.5 against the Dolphins.
Ringer 107, Week 3 pick.
“Kansas City minus 10 and a half”
100%Settles from the final score against the line.
Who said it (100%): Ringer 107 pick, from the picks segment
Result: Won by 14
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 21, 2026The Dolphins miss the playoffs.
“No, I think Miami is the first cross -off.”
95%Final standings settle it.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Bill Simmons)
Result: Currently 0–4, 4th in the AFC East (as of 2026-10-05)
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 21, 2026The Patriots score 40 against the Dolphins.
“You'll put up 40 against the Dolphins and who else?”
50%The score of the Pats–Dolphins game settles it, but it's half a joke with no date.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Cousin Sal)
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 21, 2026The Chiefs beat the Dolphins (a teaser leg from −10.5).
Chiefs −10.5 at Miami, as a leg of a three-team, ten-point teaser.
“Three -team, ten -pointer with the Chiefs.”
85%Graded as Chiefs −10.5 teased ten points to −0.5.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Bill Simmons)
Result: Won by 14
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 17, 2026The Dolphins go winless (0–17).
“they played Miami who might go 0 -17”
80%Final record settles it, but hedged with 'might'.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Bill Simmons)
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 17, 2026The 49ers beat the Dolphins (moneyline parlay leg).
A moneyline parlay leg alongside the Bucs.
“something like the, the Niners, uh, and, and, and the Bucs”
95%One game settles it; 'something like' hedges the leg slightly.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Joe House)
Result: Won by 22
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 17, 2026The 49ers cover −13.5 against the Dolphins.
Ringer 107, Week 2 pick.
“It's San Francisco laying less than two touchdowns at home against Miami.”
100%Settles from the final score against the line.
Who said it (100%): Ringer 107 pick, from the picks segment
Result: Won by 22
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 15, 2026The Dolphins are the worst team in the NFL
“So I have Miami 32nd.”
55%Read here as a worst-record call; it's framed as a power ranking.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Bill Simmons)
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 15, 2026The Browns, Titans and Dolphins all finish among the five worst teams in the NFL
“I think it's a pretty safe bet Cleveland, Tennessee, Miami are three.”
85%Settled by final records; 'worst five' leaves some slack.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Bill Simmons)
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 13, 2026The 49ers–Dolphins line moves past 13.5
“should go higher than that”
85%Graded as an ESPN closing line of 49ers −14 or more
Who said it (100%): Reviewed and confirmed by an editor
Result: Closed SF -12.5
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 6, 2026The Dolphins win 4 or fewer games.
Futures draft, explaining his Jets-third pick.
“i think the dolphins are four minus”
100%The standings settle the win total.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Cousin Sal)
Result: Currently 0–4, 4th in the AFC East (as of 2026-10-05)
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 6, 2026The Falcons and Dolphins both finish last in their divisions.
Futures draft parlay, +343.
“I honestly can't figure out how either of these teams don't finish fourth.”
100%Final division standings settle both legs.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Bill Simmons)
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 6, 2026Malik Willis runs for 1,000+ yards.
Futures draft, +850.
“Thousand yards rushing this year, plus 850.”
100%The season rushing total settles it.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Bill Simmons)
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 6, 2026Malik Willis leads all quarterbacks in rushing yards.
Futures draft, +500.
“Most quarterback rushing yards is plus 500.”
100%League rushing leaders settle it.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Cousin Sal)
- The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 6, 2026The Dolphins finish with the NFL's worst record.
Futures draft, +220.
“Dolphins' worst record.”
100%Final league standings settle it.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Cousin Sal)
