The Dolphins are the worst team in the NFL · Take Makers

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A take from The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 15, 2026

BillSpeaker 95%00:39:05·NFLOpenNeeds a proxy
The Dolphins are the worst team in the NFL
Dolphins
“So I have Miami 32nd.”
55%
Read here as a worst-record call; it's framed as a power ranking.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Bill Simmons)

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