Joe Burrow throws five touchdowns against Miami. · Take Makers

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A take from The Bill Simmons Podcast · Oct 5, 2026

BillSpeaker 100%01:32:06·NFLPendingLock
Joe Burrow throws five touchdowns against Miami.
Bengals Dolphins
“This has all the makings of a five -touchdown Joe Burrow game.”
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Burrow's passing touchdown count in one game box score gives a clear yes or no.
How it’s graded: Joe Burrow throws 5 or more passing touchdowns in the Bengals' next game against the Dolphins after 2026-10-05. Source: Official NFL box score (NFL.com or ESPN game log). Settles: Final whistle of the next 2026 Bengals-Dolphins game.
Who said it (100%): Reviewed and confirmed by an editor
Result: Game isn’t final yet
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