Cross-off of the Week
The team Bill officially crosses off: done for the season, as far as he’s concerned.
Standings
How everyone’s takes in this segment have turned out. Click a column to sort.
 Bill Simmons | 0 | 0 | 6 | — |
 Cousin Sal | 0 | 0 | 3 | — |
A Giants Revival, Browns Believers, a Jets Crash, J-Dub’s Brutal Injury, and Guess the Lines · Oct 25, 2026
- The Jets miss the playoffs.
Cross-off segment, where they cross off teams they consider out of the playoff race.
“But even if it's a week late, it's the Jets.”
JetsA Rams Blame Game, Indy in Purgatory, the Pack’s Back, OJ’s Helper, Aikman Vs. Buck, the Slapper, and Guess the Lines · Oct 19, 2026
- The Jets are done as a playoff contender.
Picking the weekly cross-off, the team written off from playoff contention.
“I think it's the Jets, man.”
- The Colts are done as a playoff contender.
His counter-pick for the weekly cross-off.
“I think it's Indianapolis.”
ColtsTexas Toast, Fantasy Murderers, Drake Maybe Back, Guess the Lines and MLB Playoffs · Oct 5, 2026
- The Cardinals probably miss the playoffs.
Proposed as the week's cross-off; they ended up crossing off the Chargers instead.
“I think it's the Arizona Cardinals.”
- The Chargers probably miss the playoffs.
Official cross-off of the week; Sal agreed.
“look, they're not making it”
- The Jets are probably not a good team.
“So that's it for the Jets being good, I think.”
Cardinals
ChargersThe Broken Chargers, Mahomes 3.0, Zombie Deshaun, the Masked Backup, First Coach Fired, and Guess the Lines · Sep 21, 2026
- The Dolphins miss the playoffs.
“No, I think Miami is the first cross -off.”
Dolphins