The Bill Simmons Podcast
Guess the Lines Week 1, Plus Favorite NFL Futures
Sep 6, 2026 · 2h 19m · take 60 of 88
- The Texans and Seahawks each win 10+ games and the Buccaneers win 9+.
Futures draft parlay with Tampa over 8.5.
“Houston and Seattle over nine and a half wins each.”
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In context
SalI'm with you. Can I piggyback a plus 120 Texans bet too? and that is the Texans to have more wins than the Eagles.
SalI just look at my, I'd say 12 is bigger than nine.
SalAnd that's it. I think that's, honestly, I think they can win that by two games at least.
BillOh man, you're going to be mad at me. I have another one. Houston and Seattle over nine and a half wins each.
BillIt's all right.
BillTampa over
Saleight and a half wins.
From the episode transcript around 01:35:42. Speaker names are recognized by voice.
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