Guess the Lines
Bill guesses each week’s NFL point spreads, then Cousin Sal reads out his own guesses and the real numbers.
Season head to head
The closer guess wins each game; equal guesses tie; games with no posted line don’t count. Most game wins takes the week.
Week by week
| Week | Bill | Sal | Winner | Episode |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Wk 1 | 6–6–4 | 6–6–4 | Tie | Guess the Lines Week 1 |
| Wk 2 | 4–8–4 | 8–4–4 | Sal | The Smashmouth Giants |
| Wk 3 | 8–3–5 | 3–8–5 | Bill | The Broken Chargers |
| Wk 4 | 9–2–4 | 2–9–4 | Bill | Drake Mayday |
| Wk 5 | 6–3–5 | 3–6–5 | Bill | Texas Toast |
Standings
Across the 5 weeks tracked here, not necessarily the whole season.
Texas Toast, Fantasy Murderers, Drake Maybe Back, Guess the Lines and MLB Playoffs · Oct 5, 2026
Guess the Lines — Week 5
Each guess is how many points the favorite lays (negative means the underdog is favored). Green marks the closer guess, and dark green an exact hit. “Real” is the line as read on the show.
Bill wins Week 5, 6–3–5 on games. Guess the Lines →
| Game | Bill | Sal | Real | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
 Cowboysover Buccaneers | 5.5 | 8.5 | 9.5 | 10/8 - 8:15 PM EDT ↗ |
 Jaguarsover Eagles | 3 | 2.5 | 4.5 | 10/11 - 9:30 AM EDT ↗ |
 Seahawksover 49ers | 2.5 | 3.5 | 3 | 10/11 - 4:25 PM EDT ↗ |
 Patriotsover Raiders | 2.5 | 5.5 | 3.5 | 10/11 - 1:00 PM EDT ↗ |
 Packersover Bears | 1.5 | 1.5 | -2.5 | 10/11 - 1:00 PM EDT ↗ |
 Lionsover Cardinals | 1.5 | 5.5 | 4.5 | 10/11 - 4:25 PM EDT ↗ |
 Vikingsover Saints | 1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | 10/11 - 1:00 PM EDT ↗ |
 Jetsover Browns | 1.5 | 2.5 | 1.5 | 10/11 - 1:00 PM EDT ↗ |
 Steelersover Colts | 2.5 | 3.5 | 1.5 | 10/11 - 1:00 PM EDT ↗ |
 Broncosover Chargers | 2.5 | 1.5 | 3.5 | 10/11 - 4:05 PM EDT ↗ |
 Texansover Titans | 7.5 | 5.5 | 6.5 | 10/11 - 1:00 PM EDT ↗ |
 Bengalsover Dolphins | 7.5 | — | 7.5 | 10/11 - 1:00 PM EDT ↗ |
 Commandersover Giants | 2.5 | 4.5 | 3.5 | 10/11 - 1:00 PM EDT ↗ |
 Ravensover Falcons | 3.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 10/11 - 8:20 PM EDT ↗ |
 Ramsover Bills | 3 | 1.5 | 2.5 | 10/12 - 8:15 PM EDT ↗ |
Drake Mayday, a Raiders Revival, Bleakest 0-3 Teams, MLB Playoffs, and Guess the Lines With Cousin Sal · Sep 27, 2026
Guess the Lines — Week 4
Each guess is how many points the favorite lays (negative means the underdog is favored). Green marks the closer guess, and dark green an exact hit. “Real” is the line as read on the show.
Bill wins Week 4, 9–2–4 on games. Guess the Lines →
| Game | Bill | Sal | Real | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| SteelersoverBrowns | 1.5 | 3.5 | 2.5 | PIT 24 @ CLE 27 ↗ |
| ColtsoverCommanders | 3 | 1.5 | 3.5 | IND 30 @ WSH 13 ↗ |
| BillsoverPatriots | 6.5 | 8 | 6.5 | NE 29 @ BUF 26 ↗ |
| BengalsoverJaguars | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | JAX 22 @ CIN 17 ↗ |
| RamsoverEagles | 1.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | LAR 24 @ PHI 20 ↗ |
| TexansoverCowboys | 2.5 | 1.5 | 2.5 | DAL 34 @ HOU 30 ↗ |
 ChiefsoverRaiders | 4.5 | 4 | 4.5 | KC 30 @ LV 27 ↗ |
| 49ersoverBroncos | 3 | 3 | 2.5 | DEN 14 @ SF 24 ↗ |
| BearsoverJets | 2.5 | 2 | 3 | NYJ 12 @ CHI 23 ↗ |
| BuccaneersoverPackers | 3 | 5 | off | GB 17 @ TB 14 ↗ |
| SeahawksoverChargers | 6.5 | 6 | 6.5 | LAC 23 @ SEA 30 ↗ |
| GiantsoverCardinals | 1.5 | 4.5 | 1.5 | ARI 24 @ NYG 36 ↗ |
| RavensoverTitans | 8 | 10.5 | 11.5 | TEN 18 @ BAL 24 ↗ |
| VikingsoverDolphins | 8.5 | 6.5 | 9.5 | MIA 10 @ MIN 15 ↗ |
Lionsover Panthers | 2.5 | 3.5 | 3 | DET 26 @ CAR 32 ↗ |
| SaintsoverFalcons | 2 | 1.5 | 2.5 | 10/5 - 8:15 PM EDT ↗ |
The Broken Chargers, Mahomes 3.0, Zombie Deshaun, the Masked Backup, First Coach Fired, and Guess the Lines · Sep 21, 2026
Guess the Lines — Week 3
Each guess is how many points the favorite lays (negative means the underdog is favored). Green marks the closer guess, and dark green an exact hit. “Real” is the line as read on the show.
Bill wins Week 3, 8–3–5 on games. Guess the Lines →
| Game | Bill | Sal | Real | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| PackersoverFalcons | 7.5 | 9.5 | 6.5 | ATL 35 @ GB 14 ↗ |
| JaguarsoverPatriots | 2.5 | 1.5 | 2.5 | NE 6 @ JAX 35 ↗ |
| BillsoverChargers | 7 | 6 | 7 | LAC 16 @ BUF 24 ↗ |
| LionsoverJets | 6 | 7 | 6.5 | NYJ 24 @ DET 31 ↗ |
| BengalsoverSteelers | 2.5 | 3 | 3.5 | CIN 27 @ PIT 30 ↗ |
| 49ersoverCardinals | 8.5 | 8.5 | 8.5 | ARI 30 @ SF 36 ↗ |
| RavensoverCowboys | 1.5 | 1.5 | 3 | BAL 34 @ DAL 31 ↗ |
| TexansoverColts | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | HOU 17 @ IND 19 ↗ |
| SeahawksoverCommanders | 6.5 | 7.5 | 6.5 | SEA 31 @ WSH 33 ↗ |
| VikingsoverBuccaneers | -1.5 | -2.5 | 2.5 | MIN 23 @ TB 16 ↗ |
| PanthersoverBrowns | 3 | 1.5 | 2.5 | CAR 18 @ CLE 21 ↗ |
| ChiefsoverDolphins | 8 | 8.5 | 10.5 | KC 24 @ MIA 10 ↗ |
| GiantsoverTitans | 4.5 | 3.5 | 6.5 | TEN 7 @ NYG 12 ↗ |
| SaintsoverRaiders | 1.5 | 1.5 | 3 | LV 35 @ NO 27 ↗ |
| RamsoverBroncos | 1.5 | 2 | 2.5 | LAR 26 @ DEN 30 ↗ |
| EaglesoverBears | 1.5 | 6.5 | 3.5 | PHI 7 @ CHI 27 ↗ |
The Smashmouth Giants, Bumbling Chargers, Stumbling Packers, Week 1 Overreactions, and Guess the Lines · Sep 13, 2026
Guess the Lines — Week 2
Each guess is how many points the favorite lays (negative means the underdog is favored). Green marks the closer guess, and dark green an exact hit. “Real” is the line as read on the show.
Sal wins Week 2, 8–4–4 on games. Guess the Lines →
| Game | Bill | Sal | Real | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| BillsoverLions | 4.5 | 4 | 3.5 | DET 31 @ BUF 41 ↗ |
| TexansoverBengals | 1.5 | 1 | 2.5 | CIN 20 @ HOU 6 ↗ |
| BroncosoverJaguars | 2 | 2.5 | 2.5 | JAX 13 @ DEN 20 ↗ |
| BearsoverVikings | 3.5 | 3.5 | 5.5 | MIN 9 @ CHI 3 ↗ |
| PatriotsoverSteelers | 2.5 | 3.5 | 4.5 | PIT 3 @ NE 20 ↗ |
| BuccaneersoverBrowns | 7 | 6.5 | 7.5 | CLE 23 @ TB 19 ↗ |
| RavensoverSaints | 7 | 8 | 8.5 | NO 24 @ BAL 17 ↗ |
| CowboysoverCommanders | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | WSH 20 @ DAL 37 ↗ |
| PackersoverJets | 1 | 4 | 4.5 | GB 20 @ NYJ 17 ↗ |
| FalconsoverPanthers | -1.5 | -1.5 | 1.5 | CAR 34 @ ATL 3 ↗ |
| EaglesoverTitans | 4.5 | 6.5 | 7 | PHI 24 @ TEN 20 ↗ |
| SeahawksoverCardinals | 3.5 | 2.5 | 5.5 | SEA 31 @ ARI 7 ↗ |
| ChargersoverRaiders | 8 | 8 | 7 | LV 26 @ LAC 14 ↗ |
| 49ersoverDolphins | 12.5 | 10.5 | 13.5 | MIA 13 @ SF 35 ↗ |
| ChiefsoverColts | 5 | 5.5 | 6.5 | IND 30 @ KC 33 ↗ |
| RamsoverGiants | 6.5 | 7.5 | 7.5 | NYG 6 @ LAR 28 ↗ |
Guess the Lines Week 1, Plus Favorite NFL Futures · Sep 6, 2026
Guess the Lines — Week 1
Each guess is how many points the favorite lays (negative means the underdog is favored). Green marks the closer guess, and dark green an exact hit. “Real” is the line as read on the show.
Week 1 is a tie on game wins. Guess the Lines →
| Game | Bill | Sal | Real | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| SeahawksoverPatriots | 4 | 4 | 3.5 | NE 10 @ SEA 13 ↗ |
| Ramsover49ers | 4 | 3 | 3.5 | SF 27 @ LAR 7 ↗ |
| BillsoverTexans | -1.5 | 1.5 | 1.5 | BUF 36 @ HOU 31 ↗ |
| RavensoverColts | 2.5 | 4 | 3.5 | BAL 41 @ IND 23 ↗ |
| BengalsoverBuccaneers | 3 | 3 | 3.5 | TB 27 @ CIN 33 ↗ |
| LionsoverSaints | 6.5 | 7 | 6.5 | NO 30 @ DET 31 ↗ |
| BearsoverPanthers | 2.5 | — | 2.5 | CHI 59 @ CAR 37 ↗ |
| JaguarsoverBrowns | 7.5 | 7 | 7.5 | CLE 10 @ JAX 34 ↗ |
| VikingsoverPackers | -2 | -1.5 | 1.5 | GB 22 @ MIN 39 ↗ |
| EaglesoverCommanders | 6 | 4.5 | 5.5 | WSH 22 @ PHI 24 ↗ |
| SteelersoverFalcons | 3.5 | 3 | 3.5 | ATL 13 @ PIT 20 ↗ |
| TitansoverJets | -1.5 | 2 | 2.5 | NYJ 23 @ TEN 10 ↗ |
| RaidersoverDolphins | 2.5 | 2.5 | 3.5 | MIA 13 @ LV 27 ↗ |
| ChargersoverCardinals | 8 | 8.5 | 9.5 | ARI 26 @ LAC 14 ↗ |
| CowboysoverGiants | 2.5 | 3 | 2.5 | DAL 20 @ NYG 28 ↗ |
| ChiefsoverBroncos | 1.5 | 2 | 2.5 | DEN 10 @ KC 31 ↗ |