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An Absolutely Horrific Patriots Loss, the Rams-49ers Travel Bowl, and Hottest Takes

Sep 9, 20261h 12mNFLFantasyHottest takes
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TL;DR

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  • Live on Netflix after the season opener: Seattle loses Sam Darnold on the first series and still beats the Patriots, with Drake Maye turning it over three times late. AJ Brown leaves in a boot.
  • Bill and the Ringer Fantasy Football crew pick apart Maye’s underthrown deep balls, Mike Vrabel’s conservative first half, and Mike Macdonald’s defense.
  • A brutal fantasy day (Darnold, AJ Brown, and Brock Bowers’ surprise knee surgery), Mike Tomlin’s NBC debut, and the Rams’ fly-in-fly-out plan for Australia, which everyone thinks hands the 49ers the game.
  • Super Bowl picks, the guys’ annual “take purge,” and Bill test-drives hottest takes: more options than “let’s get a beer,” face-scan movie theaters, and no dogs in hotels.

Segments

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  1. 00:01

    Patriots–Seahawks reactions

    Darnold goes down on the first series, AJ Brown leaves, and the Patriots play like a 10-point lead is enough before Maye throws two interceptions on underthrown deep balls and a game-ending pick. Danny Kelly credits Seattle’s defense and Mike Macdonald; Bill fears a lost season.

  2. 00:14

    Darnold’s hip and the Drew Lock question

    Early tests on Darnold’s hip are encouraging. The group debates Drew Lock as a gunslinging backup who costs Seattle points with procedural penalties, and Bill trusts Seattle to be fine for a stretch without Darnold.

  3. 00:19

    What’s wrong with the Patriots

    A better offensive line, but no deep threat after the Kayshon Boutte trade, too few designed runs for Maye, and Vrabel halftime interviews nobody can watch the same way after his offseason.

  4. 00:30

    Rams–49ers in Australia

    The Rams fly in a day before the game, while the 49ers went a week early. Everyone leans 49ers +3.5 short term; Bill thinks the long stay may hurt San Francisco later. Danny Heifetz explains how the Rams tested the trip.

  5. 00:36

    Fantasy carnage and TV debuts

    Darnold, AJ Brown and a surprise Brock Bowers meniscus surgery wreck fantasy teams. Tomlin’s NBC debut feels over-produced, while Chris Collinsworth calls several big plays before they happen.

  6. 00:48

    Super Bowl picks

    Kelly says Seattle (reluctantly), Horlbeck the Bills, and Heifetz the Rams, while Bill doubts Joe Brady in Buffalo and talks up Jesse Minter in Baltimore.

  7. 00:53

    Take purge and hottest takes

    Horlbeck’s take that magicians should be the most famous people alive wins the take purge, plus his worry that Mike McCarthy wins big in Pittsburgh. Bill tries out hottest takes: alternatives to “let’s get a beer,” face-recognition movie entry, and no dogs in hotels (67% of Netflix voters agree).

Speakers

Predictions on the record

Graded so far: 5–2 (71%)

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