- The Texans win the AFC South.
Texans +120 to win the AFC South.
“Sign me up for that”
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BillEnjoy responsibly. Copyright 2026, Anheuser -Busch. Michelob Ultralight Beer, St. Louis, Missouri.
BillAll right. The most boring part of the podcast and every ringer podcast is the AFC South and the Houston Texans. It's rare we're all aligned on a team.
BillHouston Texans. Over nine and a half. Yeah, yes. Yeah.
BillDivisions plus 120. Sign me up for that.
BillPlayoffs minus 176. Throw that in any parlay.
BillNumber one seed plus 950.
Bill12 plus wins.
From the episode transcript around 01:11:50. Speaker names are recognized by voice.

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