Guess the Lines Week 1, Plus Favorite NFL Futures
Sep 6, 2026 · 2h 19m · take 58 of 88
- The Texans win the AFC South.
Futures draft, +120.
“Quickly, Houston to win the AFC South.”
Also said Aug 30 · The Bill Simmons Podcast
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BillWe're skipping over these injuries. Not you and I, but just in general.
BillEverybody is super human and just come back right away from ACLs and Achilles.
BillTatum came back for the Celtics. They ramped him up and he missed game seven.
BillQuickly, Houston to win the AFC South.
BillIt's still plus 120.
BillI like them so much more than every other team in that division. And really it would only be Jacksonville who is coming off, as we discussed in the over -under pods, like not only is there a regression candidate, but they had an abysmal draft. You know, they lost their first round pick in the Hunter trade.
BillNobody liked the rest of the guys they took. They lost Travis Etienne.
From the episode transcript around 01:34:54. Speaker names are recognized by voice.
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