The Smashmouth Giants, Bumbling Chargers, Stumbling Packers, Week 1 Overreactions, and Guess the Lines

Sep 13, 2026 · 1h 46m · take 33 of 44

Bill Simmons·01:13:25Off the boardCorrect
Kyler Murray doesn't play against the Bears in Week 2.
“Yeah, we won't see him.”
MIN9@CHI3· Final
Kyler Murray isn’t in the box score

In context

SalI think you can think about it. I think it's time for shaking things up a little.

BillChicago is home against the Vikings.

BillOkay.

BillAnd I guess Carson Wentz. I can't imagine Kyler Murray's. Because that poor guy was in the fencing position. That's usually two weeks. Yeah, we won't see him.

BillI have Bears minus three and a half.

SalOh, all right. I thought I would lose it here. I had three and a half also. So it's five and a half.

SalCarson Wentz -Bot. Tie there.

From the episode transcript around 01:13:25. Speaker names are recognized by voice.

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