The Bill Simmons Podcast

The Annual NFC Over/Unders

Aug 27, 2026 · 2h 11m · take 5 of 79

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BillAnd you'd probably have to catch in that bad schedule, like one or two of those teams in a week where one of their guys are hurt or whatever. But I think it's either 11 or 12.

BillAnd, uh, I, this is, we're doing locks this year. I didn't tell you.

BillWhat do you mean? Slap a lockdown on a pick. Oh, really? Yeah. We do this in NBA. We never really did this for NFL.

BillThis is my first lock over nine and a half Dallas lock.

SalOh, man, this is so scary. This is just so he could yell at me. He's doing it to you. When they're one and three, he could yell at me. It's like, this is your fault, but... Well,

Housethey're not going to be one and three because they opened with Washington

Billand New York. I'm not spiteful like you. I wouldn't give your quarterback a derogatory nickname and then really push it and say it on pods and probably wear a T -shirt for week one and Drake maybe.

From the episode transcript around 00:20:24. Speaker names are recognized by voice.

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