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BillBut then the other stay away to me, Vikings Packers. I really wanted to talk myself into the Packers. I just can't. There's bad matchups everywhere.

BillIf Kyler and his first start going against Jonathan Gannon, who coached him last year, that's a red flag for me. You have the shitty Packers offensive line against Brian Flores, even though I can't name five guys in their defense anymore. I'm staying away from that. I don't want to bet on Kyler. I don't want to bet on Green Bay with a bad offensive line in Minnesota.

BillI'm just out.

HouseI'm out on that game. I came like not this close, but this close to taking Minnesota because it kind of fits my narrative coming into the season, which is I think Minnesota is going to be a slight tick better than their forecasted win total. And I'm very pessimistic about Green Bay this season.

BillThe only other one I was looking at from a parlay standpoint was something trying to keep something in the same game with the Chargers and the Cardinals and doing some alt stuff, like getting the Chargers down to minus two and a half, trying to get the over -under as far down as possible with the over so that it could get to plus 100.

BillBecause I just feel that game has cheap touchdown potential to me. I think the Chargers are going to be pulling it out, Dirk Degger style. Yeah, I agree. They're going to be slapping it on the table and flapping it around and doing everything. And it just feels like they're up 15 in the fourth quarter and percent.

BillOh, Michael Wilson, the Cardinals aren't that. Oh, they're going for two.