The Bill Simmons Podcast
Guess the Lines Week 1, Plus Favorite NFL Futures
Sep 6, 2026 · 2h 19m · take 64 of 88
- Parker Washington catches 5+ touchdowns.
Futures draft, −122.
“Let me do Parker Washington over four and a half touchdown receptions, minus 122.”
JaguarsMake your take
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BillAnd that's the move. I kind of enjoyed that one. Yeah, that's a good one. You took me
Salthrough it.
What do you got next?
SalLet me do Parker Washington over four and a half touchdown receptions, minus 122.
SalYou mother fucker. I knew you had it, and I think you're going to bid $21 on him in our draft. I love Parker Washington.
SalFive or more touchdowns, minus 122.
SalOh, man. That's a
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