The Broken Chargers, Mahomes 3.0, Zombie Deshaun, the Masked Backup, First Coach Fired, and Guess the Lines
Sep 21, 2026 · 1h 51m · take 11 of 31
- The Texans make the Super Bowl.
Restated preseason pick after the Texans fell to 0–2.
“Picked them to make the Super Bowl.”
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Salknow why do they play guys they know they're the 49ers and have to sacrifice three bodies a game. So why is Evans in there in the third? Was it the third quarter or fourth? That's true. They
Billshould have told Evans, you're playing 10 snaps. Get out of there.
BillMost interesting game that's going to seem like sour grapes for me because I took a huge position on Texans before the year.
BillI was all in on them. Picked them to make the Super Bowl.
BillI was underselling the Bengals. Did not believe all the hype, the schedule stuff.
BillAnd the Bengals beat the Texans.
BillAnd on the face of it, it was a legitimate win. I'm not taking the win away from them. But I also watched the entire game, and it was a really stupid game. You were popping off about the lopsided snaps. Oh, my God.
From the episode transcript around 00:38:39. Speaker names are recognized by voice.

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