The Bill Simmons Podcast

The Annual NFC Over/Unders

Aug 27, 2026 · 2h 11m · take 9 of 79

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Salisn't he a receiver coach? I don't know why. I don't know. He convinced them. Plus nine rest advantage.

SalZero opponents coming off a bye.

SalI see like eight wins here. Three division wins plus Indy, Tennessee, and Arizona. They'll win a dumb one over Cincinnati or something. So I got them at eight.

BillNot only do I have them under seven and a half, it's a lock for me. It's my second lock. Really? You haven't done a lock yet. I didn't know you had two.

HouseOnly in the first division. Two locks out of you. I have two locks already. God, he can't keep it in his pants, cuz. They're only doing the NFL. He's looking at Vera Fossett locking down everything.

Schedule

Billisn't. I mean, they start out at Eagles, at Cowboys, home Seahawks, and then they have to go to London and play the Colts.

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