Guess the Lines Week 1, Plus Favorite NFL Futures

Sep 6, 2026 · 2h 19m · take 33 of 88

Bill Simmons·01:14:50Futures Draft+1125.5Open
Washington and the Falcons both win 8 or fewer games.
Futures draft parlay, +112.
“both under eight and a half wins.”
Falcons

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BillCan't believe this is still on the board.

BillI looked at this as under 7.5 plus 210, but I'm going to go one higher because I just want to win this.

BillWashington and Atlanta.

Billboth under eight and a half wins.

BillEight and nine or worse, both teams, plus 112.

BillThat's good.

BillI just don't see either team. Why do you got to put the South in everything, man? Just open up a Waffle House in your backyard already. What are you doing?

From the episode transcript around 01:14:50. Speaker names are recognized by voice.

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