A take from The Bill Simmons Podcast · Oct 1, 2026

• BillSpeaker 95%00:23:41·NFLNeeds a rulingGradable
  Joey Porter Jr. plays for the Cowboys against the Texans.
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  “they traded for joey porter this week and might actually throw him out there”

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  Settled by whether he plays, but hedged with 'might'.

  Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Bill Simmons)

  Result: Joey Porter Jr. isn’t in the box score; confirm by hand

  DAL 34@HOU 30·Final·Close HOU -3→auto

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