Apex Josh Allen, the Goofy NFC North, Week 2 Picks, and Bill’s Breakup Letter to the Clippers |

BillWhen the Clippers moved to the Intuit Dope two years ago, our ticket reps talked us into a five -year commitment for our season tickets. We were offered 20 % off for the five -year commitment and regretfully, we decided to take the plunge. In retrospect, I'm surprised they didn't offer us some complimentary aspiration stock And yeah, we agreed well before we learned that the Clippers had been flagrantly breaking the rules With their star player and his rule -breaking uncle We

Billhad no idea the Clippers were about to be handed the NBA version of a death penalty

BillLast season, our connections within the organization kept assuring us That Pablo's reporting was bullshit and nothing bad would happen to the Clippers Sure.

BillNow we're looking at three more years of a non -playoff team with the weakest future in the NBA. Not just that, but a six -row mid -court view of the single dumbest franchise in the history of the league.

BillAnyway, we want no part of our season tickets. We're officially requesting to A, be let out of the last three years of our commitment and B, refunded whatever installments we've already paid for year three, if any.

BillWhen we agreed to a half decade of non -inexpensive season tickets, we were under the the assumption that the franchise would have a realistic chance to compete and that the team wasn't flagrantly breaking rules to the degree that it would soon receive the biggest punishment in the 80 year history of the league.

BillThe Clippers broke their contracts with fans and season ticket holders. So we would like to break ours. We want out of our tickets and we expect to let you to let us out. We didn't sign up for this. Thanks in advance.