The Smashmouth Giants, Bumbling Chargers, Stumbling Packers, Week 1 Overreactions, and Guess the Lines
Sep 13, 2026 · 1h 46m · take 7 of 44
- The Cardinals start the season 0–5.
Restated from last week's futures draft, right after Arizona won Week 1.
“one of your favorite futures was the Cardinals would start at 0 -5”
Arizona beat the Raiders in Week 1, then lost to the Giants 36-24 (Oct. 4) and the Lions 45-21 (Oct. 11), going 1-4 after five games.
- Source: ESPN ↗ Lions 45-21 Cardinals (Oct 11, 2026) Final Score · Oct 11, 2026
In context
BillInstead, they punish us in the late afternoon window every Sunday.
BillAnd yet, this franchise went on the road and beat DJ Mikey Mack and Justin, greatest, best ever quarterback to open this season.
Billhe's right and we were talking about first of all we did we did the futures should we just do that now?
BillYeah because we're going to go through all these idiots anyway one of your favorite futures was the Cardinals would start at 0 -5 there was a case for them to start at 0 -11 if you looked at their schedule it was like they didn't have an easy win forever and yet they took it off the board let's do it what's your most regrettable so we did the future draft last week and we did what 60 futures combined something like
Billthat
SalYeah.
SalLet me pull up. All right. I'll just start. You have to go with the injured guys first, right? So Dijon Stribling to win offensive rookie of the year.
From the episode transcript around 00:37:27. Speaker names are recognized by voice.

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