Parker Washington catches 5+ touchdowns. · Take Makers

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A take from The Bill Simmons Podcast · Sep 6, 2026

SalSpeaker 95%01:38:36·NFLOpenLock
Parker Washington catches 5+ touchdowns.
Futures draft, −122.
Jaguars
“Let me do Parker Washington over four and a half touchdown receptions, minus 122.”
100%
The season receiving TD total settles it.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Cousin Sal)

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