Neither the Colts nor the Commanders make the playoffs. · Take Makers

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A take from The Bill Simmons Podcast · Oct 5, 2026

SalSpeaker 95%01:05:09·NFLOpenGradable
Neither the Colts nor the Commanders make the playoffs.
Colts
“It was two teams that are probably not going to make the playoffs.”
85%
Playoff field is public; "probably" hedges it.
Who said it (95%): Recognized by voice on this line (Cousin Sal)

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